Office Hero

The modern workplace is a cut-throat arena, with competition closing in from all angles to drink your proverbial milkshake.  To navigate and thrive during these competitive times - a smart, inspired, and motivated team of office warriors is prerequisite to victory.  To help ensure a team's allegiance to one another and to the common goal, a leader needs to keep his men (and women) well fed, in good spirits, and reward them for courageous acts of valor.    Years of management research conducted by The Wharton School of Business reveals that there are really only two effective ways for leaders to inspire their team members.

1) An abundance of healthy, all-natural, snack food to help them weather long tedious battles.
     or;
2) A classically trained corporate jester, who dresses up as different characters from classic films each morning, converts a conference room into a makeshift theatre, and recites long, off-topic, inspirational speeches to your work force, over and over again, as they try to focus on their work. The study suggests that a firm eases the team into the new ritual with something light, like Brad Pitt's, humble request for help in Troy.

"Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!"

The researchers then recommend gradually working up to something of more substance - like a line from Gladiator.  Any line will do, any line at all. 

2) An abundance of healthy, all-natural, delicious snack food that keeps them happy, un-hungry, energetic, and inspired.

Option 1, while inspiring, typically costs a firm anywhere from $100-200k per annum and has resulted in increased rates of employee turnover.  Option 2 will set you back about $5-6 a bag, keep your staff happy and healthy, and have your name echo in the office halls for eternity. 

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