Our revolutionary Che-Potle Guevara flavor now available in snack stick form. This 1 ounce, slightly spicy, all natural toob features your classic smoky & southwestern flavors with hints of garlic, chili powder, jalapenos, and ground chipotle peppers. This luxurious toob is comprised of 60% beef and 40% pork giving it the perfect texture with unadulterated tenderness and a good, ol' fashioned snap. Just like our jerky, the beef is sourced exclusively from Maryland's Roseda All-Natural Black Angus Farm and the pork is sourced from an all-natural hog farm in Iowa that raises their animals free of growth hormones and antibiotics.
The Che Toob uses all-natural ingredients with no artificial additives or coloring and features 7g of protein per serving with only 1g of sugar, making this the ultimate healthy and portable protein snack for the on-the-go carnivore in search of spice, but not quite ready for the Habanero Escobar Experience.
"I have empirical evidence that shows that over 80% of smoked meats aisles will be covered in toobs by the year 2025." - Al Gore, A Convenient Truth
In today's hectic and fast paced world, there's few things as valuable as good, old fashioned reliability - someone or something you can count on.
- An old trusty hammer
- A slice of room temperature cheese
- The small of a woman's back
- A black lab with a red bandana around its neck
- A Tom Petty's Greatest Hits album on CD
- A geothermal geyser, residing on the world’s largest active volcano that pulls tens of thousands of gallons of boiling water from the depths of the Earth’s core up 185ft into the sky every 20-30 minutes, on the dot, everyday, for the last 250 million years.
- And now:
A jerky subscription, delivered to your door step, with a random collection of 4 bags of savory, sweet, and mildly spiced jerkys from RF's private stash. The ideal subscription for anyone looking for a piece of meat they can set their clock to.
The package will feature 4 random packages of RF's mildest jerky varietals, which include:
O.G. Hickory (Smoky & Savory, RF's take on classic jerky)
Victorious B.I.G. (Sweet & Peppery, infused with Victory Brewing Co. Storm King Stout)
Che-Potle Guevara (Mild Chipotle),
Baby Blues Sweet Kick BBQ (Mild BBQ with a kick).
The Package will ALWAYS contain any new flavors that we launch that fit the Savory, Sweet, Mild flavor profile.
Note: If you actually figure out how to set your clock to a bag of jerky, please call us.View full product details
Alas - a jerky subscription for the bold. Although it's been tribal knowledge for thousands of years, a group of independent scientists recently completed a 20 year study to dive into the question we've all been asking ourselves - "Why are pepper heads generally better human beings than than their non-spicy counterparts?" The gaggle of scientists were holed up in a flavor research facility deep underground Svalbard, Norway. While their research was conclusive in determining that Pepper Heads are, in fact, you know, better than everybody else, the verdict is still out as to whether Pepper Heads are innately smarter and better from the time of birth and therefore seek out spicier foods instinctively, OR if it is the consumption of spicy food itself that actually propels these regular, everyday individuals into highly functioning, ultra-charismatic, super-humans. Since no one really cares enough to wait around for them to figure out this 'chicken and the egg', 'nature vs. nurture' conundrum - we decided to go ahead and create a jerky package that caters to ALL Pepper Heads - be them instinctual heat seekers, or everyday people aspiring to some day take over the world, one scoville at a time.
Without further ado, we bring you a highly combustible, dangerously delicious, spicy jerky package that's delivered to your door step, monthly, without you so much as lifting a finger.
The package will feature a random 4-peice ensemble of RF's spiciest varietals, which include:
Che-Potle Guevara (Mild Chipotle),
Halo Diablo (Garlic Habanero),
Habanero Escobar (Habanero & Cayenne)
Baby Blues BBQ (Habaneros and Serranos(Mild BBQ with a kick).
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1 of each of Righteous Felon's 4 core flavors - 4 bags total. 1 Hickory, 1 Che, 1 Habanero, 1 BIG. The best way to figure out what you're hooked on.View full product details
Three - Twelve 1/8th pound packets of the Righteous Felon original recipe. The classic hickory flavor that started it all: This O.G. classic hit the streets in '96 and the jerky game ain't been the same ever since...View full product details