Mixer Fisher

Some call 'em Joey Bag O'Donuts. Guides the warehouse crew with a Morse-code-like-symphony of whistles and knocks, while belting out classic rock. We've tried to crack the code, but it can't be done. Notoriously known for the phrase, "No jerky nightmares, only jerky dreams". Because that's exactly what he does, folks. Makes your wildest jerky dreams come true. 


Here are Fish's top picks for his warehouse survival kit:

  • 4x Righteous Felon - O.G. Hickory, Baby Blues BBQ, Victorious B.I.G., Habanero Escobar
  • 1x Righteous Felon Habanero Stick
  • 1x SmartSweets Sweet Fish
  • 1x Tate's Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • 1x RipVan Wafel Snickerdoodle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ HEAVEN

"The heavens have finally embraced us with a jerky worth writing a review."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Beyond Legit

"Not gonna lie, I discovered you from some jerky of the month club. But one bag inspired me to order the full package. 12 items. Blown away. Best jerky I've ever had. Your product is beyond Legit."

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Fast Friends

"Hands Down the best. I love everything about this product...Awesome customer service and super fast shipping."

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