The intake form

Which felon are you?

17+ craft flavors is a lot of lineup. Four questions and we will match how you actually snack to the right box, at first-timer pricing. No email required, no wrong answers.

4.8 across 2,300+ Righteous Felon reviews

RF Nailed it! Love the Sampler pack that we got. The Biltong is stand out - so many good flavors.
Cole S. · Verified buyer

Boxes from $39.99 first box · No email required · 30-day refund on unopened bags

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✓ Whole-muscle, pasture-raised Black Angus
✓ 17+ craft flavors across jerky, sticks, and biltong
✓ Boxes from $39.99 · skip, pause, cancel anytime

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How do you take your heat?

Your result, priced

Your box, based on your rap sheet

The Full Lineup Delivers on your schedule

All twelve snacks of the Righteous Sampler 12-pack

The Standing Order

All 8 jerky felons plus 4 meat sticks, every box. The whole investigation, never a dry stash.

$51.99 first box ~~$64.99 one-time~~

Then $55.24 a box · $4.33 a snack · free shipping, every box

How fast does your crew eat?

Every month Every 2 months Every 3 months

Ships priority, from the freshest batch out of the smokehouse
First dibs on new flavors and retiring felons
A vote on the R&D line: help pick what gets smoked next

Swap flavors, skip a box, pause, or cancel anytime. Two clicks in your account, no phone call.

For the desk drawer

Variety meat sticks 24-pack, four flavors

The Stick Stash

24 meat sticks in 4 flavors. 8 to 9g protein and just 1g added sugar per stick, gluten and soy free.

$39.99 first box ~~$49.99 one-time~~

Then $42.49 a box · $1.67 a stick first box · + $4.99 shipping

Delivery rhythm

Every month Every 2 months Every 3 months

Same freedom: skip, pause, or cancel anytime.

The One-Off

The same 12-pack, once. No plan, nothing recurs. Casing the joint before you commit.

$64.99 once

$5.42 a snack · ships free on its own

Fair warning: the Standing Order’s first box is $13 cheaper, and you can cancel right after it arrives. The math favors the plan.

Secure Shopify checkout · 30-day return policy on unopened items · A portion of each sale benefits The Conservation Alliance

Previously matched offenders

"RF Nailed it! Love the Sampler pack that we got. The Biltong is stand out - so many good flavors."

Cole S. · Verified buyer

"I have never liked beef jerky. Recently my son introduced me to 'Righteous Falcon Craft Jerky'' and I absolutely fell in love with them. I can't stop eating them."

Verified buyer

4.8

across 2,300+ Righteous Felon reviews

Before you ask

What if I forget to cancel?

Your subscription lives in your account portal. Skip a box, pause the whole thing, or cancel in a couple of clicks. No phone call, no fees, no hostage negotiation.

Can I swap flavors or change how often it ships?

Yes. You can fully customize your box and your schedule from your account: swap flavors, change frequency, reschedule a delivery, or send a box to a friend.

Is shipping free?

Subscriptions of $50 or more always ship free, so every Standing Order box ships free. The Stick Stash sits under that bar, so it adds a $4.99 shipping charge. One-time orders ship free over $60.

Every rap sheet starts with one box.

First subscriber box from $39.99. Cancel anytime, keep the evidence.

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Which felon are you?

How do you take your heat?

Where does the stash live?

Pick your texture verdict.

How do you keep a stash?

Your rap sheet