There’s a fair number of illicit and shady behaviors that can be traced back to Santa, which begs the question: Is Mr. Claus actually a Righteous Felon?  Grab your spicy, savory, nice, and naughty flavors of RF beef jerky and let's explore this age-old query!

Here we outline a half-dozen types of gift recipients that need a holiday dose of Righteous Felon Jerky, lest their yearly fix be incomplete!  We present: six stocking-stuffing profiles, from the health-inclined to booze-ridden!