One hundred percent pure jerky from the personal stash of Colombia's most notorious felon himself. After Escobar's death in 1993, large reserves of the potent product were confiscated from the kingpin's Medellin compound by a Colombian narcotics task force, evidence that would destroy the Medellin Cartel once and for all. However, systemic corruption within the task force caused the reserves to fall into the wrong hands. Now, nearly 30 years later, that illicit hickory flavor cut with a dose of all-natural Habanero seasoning has a chance to fall into the right hands - yours. A spicy delicacy for those righteous souls who can take the heat.
"The heavens have finally embraced us with a jerky worth writing a review."