Noah's Ark - 2 of Every Jerky & Stick

Like two star-crossed lovers engaged in a secret tryst, this two-of-everything jerky bundle guarantees a pocket steak of every flavor for both you and him this Valentine's Day.  Crank up the romance and double-up on jerky with Righteous Felon!  

This is the motherload, a behemoth of biblical proportions - 2 each of every single last piece of beef jerky the Cartel has ever made since its founding.  You happy now?  18 bags of jerky, 6 sticks, for a grand total of 24 units of Righteousness.  If certain flavors just aren't your bag, try our "Build Your Own Bundle," where you can select the exact quantities of each flavor that you'd like.  

  • 2 Bags of Fowl Capone Turkey Jerky
  • 2 Bags of O.G. Hickory Jerky - Smoky & Savory Classic
  • 2 Bags of Victorious B.I.G. Jerky - Stout Beer Infused Jerky & Black Pepper
  • 2 Bags of Bourbon Franklin Jerky - Bourbon & Vanilla Bean
  • 2 Bags of Truffle-O Soldier Jerky - A Black Truffle Infused Jerky
  • 2 Bags of Habanero Escobar Jerky - Spicy Habanero & Cayenne Blend
  • 2 Bags of Voodoo Chile Jerky - Carolina Reaper Pepper, Spiciest of the Spicy
  • 2 Bags of Baby Blues BBQ Jerky - Sweet & Spicy Barbecue
  • 2 Bags of Maryland Monroe - Chesapeake Crab Spice Blend
  • 2 Hickory Meat Sticks - Smoky & Savory Classic
  • 2 Habanero Meat Sticks - Spicy Habanero & Cayenne Blend
  • 2 BBQ Meat Sticks - BBQ Blend


    JaimeyonDec 29, 2021

    I love this offering. Every bag is fantastic. I share my jerky with others and they love them also. My friends ask what flavor is my favorite and I literally can’t pick just one. Keep up the good work!

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    "The best jerky I’ve had, and an amazing variety of different types and flavor. Shipped fast and on time."

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