Rumor has it this 100% pure, uncut, Black Angus jerky rubbed with a special habanero seasoning was seized from Pablo Escobar's compound by a Colombian Narcotics Task Force after his death in 1993. Originally intended to be used as evidence against the Medellin Cartel, systemic corruption caused the stash to fall into the wrong hands. Thought to be lost forever, nearly 20 years the product showed up north of the border and began spreading throughout the United States.
Price per unit: $4.99
"The heavens have finally embraced us with a jerky worth writing a review."